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A laid-back skeleton lounges against a sunset, sipping from a water bottle beneath the phrase “Don’t Forget to Hydrate…and Mind Your Own Business.” Soft, medium-heavy fabric and a classic cut make it easy to throw on for chilly mornings, late-night drives, or when you want to keep warm while making a subtle statement. The embroidered-ready layout and tear-away neck label keep comfort and customization in mind, while OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically sourced cotton underline a more responsible production footprint.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed collar and double-needle stitched seams\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner drape and less waste\u003cbr\u003e- DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints; embroidery available on chest and wrists\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety compliance\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Nicaragua, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":50148860788874,"sku":"31174960580653472073","price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Pink","offer_id":50148860821642,"sku":"24256611241276589917","price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":50148860854410,"sku":"25201548300971393082","price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ 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